We have designed this bar specifically for you to have a place to perfectly waste your time in the least useful manner.

Our aim is to provide you with the best beverages, great food, the best service and the mildest banter for a reasonable price (albeit a partial life span of your liver and a hefty chunk of memory). If you leave having forgotten some vitally important piece of information, rest assured that we will have replaced it with something irrelevant and useless.

We pride ourselves on trying to offer a seriously comfortable and fun drinking and dining experience. We haven’t spent years seeking the long lost bitters of New Orleans; we don’t stir our drinks with Unicorn horns or sprinkle them with the dandruff of Ulysses. We just believe in serving great food and drinks .... and not a bill that will cause strife between ordering another or putting down the deposit for a house.